Pre-Order Our ‘Invest in Krypto Crypto!’ tee which brings a retro-comic blast to your wardrobe, printed on a soft, 100% cotton shirt. It’s got that worn-in, old ad page vibe with a modern punchline — a skeleton astronaut dog dishing out financial wisdom. Comfortable, durable, and just the right mix of pulp and parody.
ESTIMATED SHIPPING SEPTEMBER 5th, 2025!
Pre-Order Our ‘Invest in Krypto Crypto!’ tee which brings a retro-comic blast to your wardrobe, printed on a soft, 100% cotton shirt. It’s got that worn-in, old ad page vibe with a modern punchline — a skeleton astronaut dog dishing out financial wisdom. Comfortable, durable, and just the right mix of pulp and parody.
ESTIMATED SHIPPING SEPTEMBER 5th, 2025!
